An Open Letter to the People Who Designed the 2012 Honda CRV

13 02 2012

Homer's car...still better than the 2012 CRV.

Really? Thats the best you can do? Wow.

I have leased a new Honda CRV since the first version came out in 1995. If memory serves, it had a little golfball on the gearshift. It was a classic.

I currently own a 2010 CRV, and at the end of my lease, I will not be leasing nor purchasing another one. Like most consumers, I vote with my wallet, and my vote is a sound “no” for this laughable and strange design. A smaller back window? Yes, that’s what drivers want. More blind spots. A humungous bubble butt that makes the car taller and more awkward and probably more likely to tip over? Oh yes. Didn’t you, like other SUV makers, learn a lesson from the Pontiac Aztek? A car so ugly that they couldn’t give it away on the show Survivor?

So what do you do with an ugly, yet affordable lemon? You find a shill to promote your vehicle in a Super Bowl advertisement. A shill that represents the good-time 1980s and also killed a person in a drunk driving accident in 1987. What on earth were you thinking? This individual should never be associated with a car that you want to market.

So I say good day to you, Honda CRV. It was fun while it lasted, but our journey is over.





The Truth About MTV IDs

25 09 2011

The Concept: Check out what great videos you can see on MTV if you keep watching.

The Reality: You can watch Meatloaf maul Karla Devito three times in an hour, but you’ll never see those other videos more than once.

Flowers – We Can Get Together

The Vapors – Jimmie Jones





Playing Chicken

19 07 2011

Very surreal watching the Republicans, Democrats and President playing a game of chicken with our economy.

The Bees – Chicken Payback

 





Three Witches

27 06 2011

I must admit that I was a bit tentative about last night’s season premiere of True Blood, but overall it was pretty good. And then, at the end, there was Neko Case covering “She’s Not There” by the Zombies. It sounded pretty good, until, well…Nick Cave came in and ruined it. There I said it!

Still, it’s nice to see Fiona Shaw (Petunia Dursley from Harry Potter) as the new coven leader of the witches. Maybe they will use Tres Brujas by the Sword as the closer for one of the episodes this year?

Neko Case and Nic Cave – She’s Not There

The Sword – Tres Brujas





Panda Panda Panda…Escape!

13 06 2011

Deerhoof – Panda Panda Panda (Live in New York)





Write Through the Night

12 06 2011

The fine people at Moleskine, who have been taking my money in exchange for notebooks for the past decade, are out to take more of my money with the introduction of these interesting new pencils. A square design with a “pen cap” and a sharpener could be twee and/or ingenious, and I am anxious to find out.

Mirrors: Write Through the Night





Friendly Fires New Song Sounds Like…

2 04 2011

…a cross between the Steve Miller Band, The Miami Sound Machine and Peter Gabriel. And it is great!

Friendly Fires: Live Those Days Tonight





Karaoke Back Up Plan

5 01 2011

As a person who does not regularly participate in karaoke, I think it is always important to have that one song that you know you can do in case alcohol, peer pressure, and poor judgement all attack you at once. This is my back up song.

Roxy Music – Love Is The Drug





10 Minutes of Television

2 01 2011

Your recommended dosage!

Television – Marquee Moon





Some of the best stuff I’ve heard this year, Part II

27 12 2010

Did you hear this song? It was pretty awesome:

Holy Ghost! – Static On The Wire

The Budos Band – Black Venom

Fang Island – Sideswiper








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