Police Blotter: Lizard Rescue

9 09 2011

At 6:30 am, police were alerted to an intruder in the shower of Muzz Gottlieb. The suspect, a large lizard, was clinging to the ceiling by means of “special footwear.” Despite pleas from Muzz and other residents of the Gottlieb household to “leave the lizard to us,” police removed the lizard from the shower stall. The residents of the Gottlieb household continued to search the shower for the intruder for 30 minutes after the rescue, but gave up and went to sleep.

Brian Eno – Lizard Point

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